Gemini's Escape
:Presented by Abyssal Domain:
Primal | Ultros | Empy | Ward 23 | Plot 26
Comfy Bard Space
Come relax on our many plush pillows or luxurious seating while listening to the many talented bards found in Eorzea.
Afk & gposing encouraged in this area!
Staff
Our staff is small, but our pockets are heavy. Click on each staff memeber to learn more about them!
Very "legal" Fighting Ring.
Downstairs you will find a darker and grungier time. Our fights are welcome for all to join! Become a millionaire through bets, or drink your sorrows at our bar. Just remember: only the elite can sit up top.
Rules:
3 rounds each game unless a draw happens♧ Each player will be given 10 hp.♧ At the start of the round, each player with do a /random in chat. Highest number gets to go first!♧ At the start of each round, each player will do a /random 10 to see how much health they take off their enemy!♧ Last fighter to stand wins the round and goes into the next round!♧ Want to bribe your way to the top? Ask the boss above the bar for more info!
Special Bard Night Menu
All Items are 5k gil!
90% of all tips go to our lovely bards playing!
Drinks
Grape Juice
“Rumors say that if you spill this on the floor or on the sheets, you turn into a plush.”
Hot Chocolate
“A staff favorite, and not because they’re allergic to coffee. Shut up”
Chamomile Tea
“Relax and try not to fall asleep. We are not responsible for what happens to your face"
Lemonade
“Ah yes, I also love playing with fate when it comes to sipping a drink. Is it really lemonade? I don’t know, how kindly have you treated your server tonight?”
Food
Ginger Cookie
“You’re lucky. We looked inside a tin and actually found some cookies instead of sewing supplies!”
Lemon Waffle
“A tangy yet sweet treat. Perfect for those who want to have a sweet tooth but are too edgy for it”
Herring Pie
“Fill thy stomach weary warrior. Fill thy cup to the brim, and drown thy sorrows away into this pie of questionable origins”
Persimmon Pudding
“I….YES THIS HAS PERSIMMON IN IT. I….TURN ON YOUR HEARING AIDE. NO. TURN IT ON. NO-NO I DON’T…WHAT EVEN DOES THAT MEAN??? NO YOU CAN’T USE THAT-”
Gallery
Food
Sausage links 5k Gil
“Two girthy links plated on a rustic style plate. You can smell the sweat and pride that went into them truly!”
Cod 6k Gil
“Are you a middle class loser or yet another Miqo’te looking for a tasty little crunch crunch munch munch? Look no further than our tasty cod. Miqo’te found, Miqo’te approved.”
Royal Eggs 20k Gil
“We all know where these came from. If you don’t know, you’re not rich enough to eat them. Keep your head down and mouth shut snitch.”
Steak 20k Gil
“Enjoy our prized Steak of questionable source and pretend that you are also a rich tycoon. Extra sauce does cost extra, but you’re rich! Who cares???”
Caramel Candy 5k Gil
“Rumor has it this is because someone is sleeping with the owner and this is why we have this on the menu. Weird shit man.”
Crowned Pie 10k Gil
“Enjoy flakes of gold and semi precious gemstones in this pie, or use it to propose. We don’t care what you do with it”
Jerked Beef 69 Gil (max of 10 per person)
“Eat this like the dog you are.”
Drinks
Slime Soda 3k gil
“Made with purple dye #68. Yeah, it's not even good enough for the 69 dye. You know what you’re drinking, you cheap shit”
Frozen Spirits 5k gil
“We dare you to not get a brain freeze. Just kidding, we know you’re weak brain can’t help but get frozen over from this cocktail.”
Wine 10k gil
"Be it red or white, we have plenty of this juice sitting in the back. Please don't let Una know about the surplus."
Pineapple Juice 20k gil
“We made sure to only pick these during their mating season. Use this to make someone fall in love with your pig looking face you rich fuck”.
Zodiac's Sin 10k gil
"Depending on your looks, this may or may not come with more alcoholic flavors than intended. Its not our fault you look like a Taurus."
Beer on Tap 10k gil
"Yeah? Trying to impress that whatever you're with? Let me give you a hint. This isn't going to help you break the ice. Because this doesn't come with ice."
Food
Sausage links 5k Gil
“Free range Proxies, supplied from Nu Mou Lugg Aenc Farms, marinated with an exceptional Wineport Pino Noir. Served to the side of Boiled popotoes, mashed into a smooth, creamy blend.”
Cod 6k Gil
“Hand-glazed with kugane inspired tamari and golden honey reduction, delicately balanced on a sumptuous bed of organic herbs, hand in hand with a delightful Ramhorn Courgette flower beignet, teriyaki jus.”
Royal Eggs 20k Gil
"A Traditional Ishgardian breakfast dish consisting of an muffin sliced into halves and topped with smoked Seema Patrician sourced in the Twinpools, a poached Okeanis egg and a decadent Hollandaise Sauce made from a gently fermented butter, egg yolks, and a hint of lemon."
Steak 20k Gil
“Dhalmel Steaks imported daily from The Sea of Clouds, Nestling in a garden pea puree, temptingly accompanied by a succulent spinach and onion compote, to-die-for triple cooked popoto chips topped with a Thavnairian Pepper sauce.”
Caramel Candy 5k Gil
“Beet Sugar refined in house by the boiling and evaporating of Sugar Beet juice, Melted Butter and Cream both skimmed and churned from Buffalo milk are blended, chilled, and molded to form these bit-sized chewy candies.”
Crowned Pie 10k Gil
“A galette-style pie made with Apples native to Coerthas known for their sweet yet sour taste balanced to perfection with a blend of Cinnamon, Almonds and Maple Sugar. Once baked the pie is topped with a miniature edible golden crown.”
Jerked Beef 69 Gil (max of 10 per person)
“Eat this like the dog you are.”
Drinks
Purple Carrot Juice 3k gil
“A hearty and refreshing beverage prepared from the pulp of rare purple carrots found within a remote area in Lakeland and pixie apples, a powerfully sweet variety of apple. Both of which can only be harvested by those with means of traveling to and from the First”
Frozen Spirits 5k gil
“A cool concoction made by fermenting Cloud Bananas and Old World figs, freezing them with ice crystals, then mashing and mixing the fruit into a slush-like consistency.”
Wine 20k gil
"Imported from the backrooms of Sharlyan, comes this tangy taste of red wine. Best paired with a lover on the side, or with our specialty food item Steak!"
Pineapple Juice 20k gil
“A sweet and Tangy juice made from the unique and rare Prickly Pineapple harvested exclusively off the La Noscean Bloodshore”
Zodiac's Sin 20k gil
"Enjoy a refreshing cocktail drizzled over ice, blended into a flavor profile best suited for your own zodiac! Be sure to tell the bartender your sign to enjoy this unique experience today!"
Spice Cider 20k gil
"Crafted in the underground areas of Thanalan, this imported beer comes with or without foam! With hints of apple and pine, enjoy this with our sausage links for a truly enchanting explosion of taste."